One day I was locked into school Don't ask how but it happened. I'll tell you how it went though. I stayed after school because I had a band lesson so I went upstairs and no one was there, but the night custodian in the bathroom cleaning i went to the door and tried to open it and it was locked they were all locked!!! What should I do ?


Don't tell me what I should do I'll have fun I'll mess up all the teachers desks and I'll steal candy from the vending machines and then I'll throw a beach party in the indoor pool and then I'll change the clocks time and then I'll clog all the toilets but then I'll put a bucket on the door to my class and when my teacher walks in it'll fall on his head. Ready for the best part if beaning locked in the school I will set up a trap when the night custodian opens up the front door there will be a pie going strait for his... face but then he''ll know someones there so I'll set up all kinds of traps yes I know I'm cleaver very cleaver. But first I will throw pies at the security cameras so I will not get caught. When I went in the bathroom I saw ten cats with light sabers threatening a teacher I they asked me if I wanted to join them I said sure I took a light saber and started killing the cats , I took the light saber and stuck it though their leaders head and took it out and hit his heart and it was a bobcat and all of the other cats started to hurt me at once so I ran out and up the stairs.


When I went up stairs I ran into my teachers room and locked the door behind me I turned around and saw John and said "John what are you doing here?" "I'm printing off members cards, for the club." "Do you want to help me fight crime from evil cats with light sabers and save the day?" "Sure I'd love to!" "Great You get the cat nip and milk out of her closet while I get two bowls!" "Got it." "Good, lets put the cat nip in one and milk in the other, then put them on her desk open the door and lock them in!"O.k. ", just let me get the cards first." After we did that we went to the teachers lounge and got some left over cake from the day before.Then we went to the indoor pool and swam for awhile.Once we were done at the pool we went to the office and John (a computer whiz)changed the schedule for no school for a week and I said ''My mom and dad might be worried that I didn't come home from school Friday and that I'm not coming home for a week! So before school started on Monday I tee peed the bathroom it was fun to tee pee the bathroom with John!

So I went to stop them and it worked all I had to say was, if you don't stop now the police will come and take us all home then we wont be able to have our club and we'll get in serious trouble then! After I did that we went inside (if your wondering why we didn't leave, we have a tall fence around our plat and it was locked so we had to stay) and had a party at our club.

It was a lot of fun at the party. A.J. and I snuck out of the building and did more drag racing and I won of course. Then the cops came and talked to us and told our parent where we were(party poppers). Some of our parents came but not mine and a few of my friends. Then it was really fun. We went inside and started to party and we ordered a limo to take us home and it took used $100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,009,999,999
I didn't pay anything at all.




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